How can a woman be this beautiful? If Mr. Einstein were alive I would ask him but I doubt that he would have a satisfactory answer. I think that if my lingam were to achieve union with her yoni then the resulting sex magik would blow a hole in the spacetime continuum and change the world forever. Maia has brought me to my knees before the mountains of madness. I wonder if she would let me buy her a Bentley or if she would share a box of chocolates with me. I am a dreamer of fine dreams.